I’ve noticed that whenever I’m confronted with someone, I just think of the most awkward situation we could ever be in and in some sense it makes me feel really care free in front of them or just even more awkward. The case is usually that when I’m with someone I’m not completely comfortable with, I’ll start thinking of us having sex. Not that it exactly turns me on. For example, my 60 year old Mexican co-worker whose nephew is in the Growlers was talking to me right now. I think of this in any situation with most people. So if you’re talking to me and it seems like I’m not listening, it’s probably because I’m thinking of us having sex.

1. thisdeepwell said: That’s actually a good technique, I might use it from now on…
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3. myth-milk said: I do this all the time.
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