Yo, Jose. Doesn’t this look like the girl that was really into me that one night and she offered me her father’s plum wine, and then Sean whispered to me, which wasn’t really a whisper because her boyfriend looked at me and gave me a death stare when he said REALLY LOUDLY “she has a boyfriend, you know” and then I looked at him, and I looked back at her and I didn’t say anything and I just walked away and got drunk to Drake before everyone said it was really shitty and put on Bruno Mars instead and I know you know this story, I’m just saying it to Tumblr so everyone knows how HEART BROKEN I AM THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL BUT I KNOW SOMEWHERE IN THE MULTIVERSE SHE IS MINE AND WE DINE WITH PLUM BEFORE DINNER, AFTER DINNER AND ANYTIME

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(Source: fromasia-withlove, via emotionalbitch)