dysphoricjoy:

nekomimiscars:

Yo, Jose. Doesn’t this look like the girl that was really into me that one night and she offered me her father’s plum wine, and then Sean whispered to me, which wasn’t really a whisper because her boyfriend looked at me and gave me a death stare when he said REALLY LOUDLY “she has a boyfriend, you know” and then I looked at him, and I looked back at her and I didn’t say anything and I just walked away and got drunk to Drake before everyone said it was really shitty and put on Bruno Mars instead and I know you know this story, I’m just saying it to Tumblr so everyone knows how HEART BROKEN I AM THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL BUT I KNOW SOMEWHERE IN THE MULTIVERSE SHE IS MINE AND WE DINE WITH PLUM BEFORE DINNER, AFTER DINNER AND ANYTIME

;-;

Yo, she does. Remember when you were talking to her and I sneaked behind her and bit my bottom lip and worded out “hit dat” while nodding my head all slow like? I’m glad her boyfriend didn’t see that.

Remember when you called me a dirty Japanese/Chinese mutt and she pretended to not hear that, but in reality she was sopping wet and wanting to get me to taste her plum~

I made myself sad again.

But it’s okay, because I blew smoke in your face and pushed you in the pool.

(Source: fromasia-withlove, via dysphoricjoy)